You just knew it was too good to be true.

As of yesterday, Shoemoney posted that his fight with Barman is off. Citing an injury he wrote the following:

“Call me a pussy or whatever but my knee is not worth re-injuring and my doctor said it would be really stupid for me to get in a mma fight”

PUSSY!

Moving right along. My first thought was to find another opponent for Barman, who I’m sure, has been following a rigorous training regimen and gulping down 6 raw eggs every morning.

Opponents that come to mind:

Jonathan Volk, John Chow, and Ian Fernando.

My personal preference would be John Chow – if anyone deserves to be put into a Kimura for some useless blog posts it’s this guy. 😉 But seriously, any of these matchups would make a great title fight. But we still need some opening bouts.

Then I got to thinking… what about a Paid Forum Owner Battle Royale?

David “King of Pops” Ford vs. Jordan “the Stackman” vs. Will “PPC Coach” Haimerl vs. Ralph “Ruck” Ruckman & Ryan “Super Twin” Gray.

Now THAT’s a fight card.

Now I realize a lot of these guys are probably super busy. Especially Ruck & Ryan with their grueling schedule of making 37 blog updates a day. But surely they can make some time to do some rear naked chokes, can’t they?

I mean Nelly shmelly. I want to see some super affiliates take some Superman punches to the face!

If you’re with me, please sign this “petition” by leaving a comment below.

I mean seriously, what else are we going to do for entertainment?

Tags: asw, mma